Hello readers… I’m Vomit

Keith has kindly acted as interpreter and scribe to bring you this page. My real name’s not Vomit of course. In fact it’s unpronounceable to humans and cats (sub sonic growls, whimper, and a smell component). The Cast and Crew of this play thingy I star in think I’m so cute that they want to vomit and that’s where the stage nickname came from.

That sneaky photographer bugger caught me about my non-cute activities and insists on posting them here. I agreed, after all, he did offer me scooby snacks…